Yiddish translation help needed #translation

Marilyn Golden

I'm posting for a member of my society. 
My family's clothing store was on the northeast corner of Fourth and South Sts. in Philadelphia.  
I want a translation of the attached 1916 Caplan's Department Store ad from Di Yidishe Velt.  The store was at 4th & South and was owned by my great-uncle, Mayer Caplan.  Mayer's brother, my great-grandfather Morris Caplin (sic), worked in the store.The language of the 10-line ad seems to be a mashup of English and Yiddish words, all written with the Hebrew alphabet.

Thank you,
Charlotte Peitzman


Marilyn Mazer Golden, Membership VP
Jewish Genealogical and Archival Society of Greater Philadelphia
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA